Shields
Glasses
Wait! Don't hit me! I'm wearing glasses! 8-)
- Absorption: 5
- Credits: 10000
Bubblewrap Armour
Will absorb the kinetic energy out of most projects with a loud *POP* Ooooh! *POP* *POP* Hehe, this is fun! *POP* *POP* *POP*
- Absorption: 10
- Credits: 20000
Cardboardium Alloy Plating
This stuff is three sheets thick and is comprised of interwoven fibres. Strong as hell... except for when it gets wet.
- Absorption: 15
- Credits: 40000
Weighted Companion Cube
Recovered from Aperture Labs. This thing can take a punch.
- Absorption: 20
- Credits: 72000
Emotional Blackmail
But... you said we'd be friends forever! :'(
- Absorption: 25
- Credits: 115000
Double Glazing
Keeps out the cold and protects you like never before!
- Absorption: 30
- Credits: 184000
Deflector Dish
This multi-use, ultra-adaptable shield system is just perfect for everything! It even cooks eggs!
- Absorption: 35
- Credits: 270000
Bayesian Weapon Filter
Don't like weapon damage? Filter it out now today! Call 1-800-OUCH
- Absorption: 40
- Credits: 410000
Box of Kittens
Time to destroy yo--- Awwww kittens! And they're so adorable! <3
- Absorption: 45
- Credits: 580000
Insanity Plea
A fool-proof defence!
- Absorption: 50
- Credits: 750000
Ignorance Matrix
You got hit? That wasn't weapon fire, that was the wind. Yes... the wind.
- Absorption: 55
- Credits: 980000
UN Weapons Inspector
If your enemy has weapons, he'll find them!
- Absorption: 60
- Credits: 1270000
Diplomatic Immunity
You dare to think you can hurt me?
- Absorption: 65
- Credits: 1520000
Massive Ego
Because, obviously, you can never be defeated, right?
- Absorption: 70
- Credits: 1820000
Action Hero Aura
Concentrated, freshly bottled aura straight from the source! Shrug off bullets and explosions just like your favourite action hero!
- Absorption: 75
- Credits: 2180000
The One Ring
You can't attack what you can't see! Side effects may include: pale skin, dark eyes, fatigue, sleepless nights, daemonic encounters, evil outbursts and slight soul degradation.
- Absorption: 80
- Credits: 2500000
Nuclear Submarine
I'm sure I've seen this somewhere before...
- Absorption: 85
- Credits: 2870000
Adamantium Shield
Totally original and indestructible black and white shield emblazoned with a broken planet logo. Completely original. Huh? Is that red and blue showing through the paint chips?
- Absorption: 90
- Credits: 3300000
Somebody Else's Problem Field
What was that? I thought I just saw something out the corner of my eye... Hmmm, it was probably nothing.
- Absorption: 95
- Credits: 3600000
Carefully Constructed Maze of Towers
Cause the best defence is a tower defence!
- Absorption: 100
- Credits: 4000000